Taste the rainbow: foods to make your juice fruity

By Oli McAuslan, updated 3 months ago in Health / Food and fitness


Sampling someone’s (or your own) love liquid is a fascination most try and some love.

However, the bitter, musky, and metallic flavour of a sour load can be far from pleasant. You’ve probably heard that drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make your load sweeter. So, can some foods yum your yuck?

We read up on what’s in your dude mayonnaise and have some suggestions on what and what not to put in your next smoothie.

Does what you eat affect your semen?

A scientific study in 2022 found that specific diets might change the quality of your spunk. Unfortunately, research in the field is limited, so we don’t have definitive proof that eating particular foods will make your cum taste any different.

From what we do know, the chemical compounds found in food may impact the flavour of your load – just like how they affect sweat or saliva. Remember that genitals and body fluids have a unique smell based on a person’s hormones, exercise, and cleaning habits. Everybody is different, and some people love funk (such as pigs)! How a guy tastes or smells can make for some deliciously steamy sex.


Spit or swallow?

It’s the age-old question for sword-swallowers around the globe. The good news is that getting HIV from giving or receiving head is very unlikely — it carries little to no risk. HIV can be present in semen but maintaining good oral hygiene (no bleeding gums) and spitting it out or swallowing it quickly minimises the chance of HIV entering your body. Check out our article oral fixation on how to give the best blowjob and protect yourself from STIs. So, if you’re planning on giving or tasting some loads, why not make it a meal worth coming back for?


What foods make your cum taste better?

There are countless stories and theories on what you can eat to make your nut less bitter. While their effects are all alleged, why not throw a few in a smoothie or add some to your next date night fry-up to see how it tastes?

  • Get your juice tutti frutti with pineapple, celery, papaya, oranges, citrus, cranberries, avocado, watermelon, strawberries, apples, bananas, coconut, kiwifruit or mango
  • Spice up your dressing and get herb-ie fully loaded: parsley, mint, cinnamon, nutmeg
  • Wheatgrass and barley grass
  • Dark chocolate
  • Herbal and green tea
  • Hydration – remember to water that healthy seed.

Foods to avoid before a hook-up…

Some foods that supposedly increase that salty, alkaline flavour of splooge include:

  • Garlic and onions
  • Salt and processed sugar
  • Some veggies – broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus
  • Meat, fish and dairy products
  • Coffee, tobacco and alcohol.

So, before your next sexy session with that bear in your apartment block, why not do a little experiment for yourself to see if you can taste the rainbow?

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